Twitter Buzz about Vacuums

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A moment ago: Just as I turn off our vacuum cleaner, a ping from WhatsApp greets me with perfect timing. Just after I take a screenshot of an application, they ask me ti take a screenshot. This person is recruiting for casual labour. It could be a coincidence but might not be

Is it just me or does anyone else feel guilty when they leave the house while the iRobot is still cleaning? Should I turn it off? Should I wait till it's done? Should I take it with me?? I'm sure I'm contributing to the robot apocalypse... https://twitter.com/LeghamLemming/status/154072728...

I’m ready to purchase a new car and a new vacuum cleaner. Both are very nervous

Just got a new vacuum cleaner. I'm excited.....that is all

When your robot vacuum cleaner decides you are spending too much time online. @iRobot https://twitter.com/HelenLibrary/status/1540716141...

"i wanna be your vacuum cleaner, breathing in your dust" ♡

Sooooo I want a Roomba vacuum cleaner 🤨

Elodie: what’s that noise? Me: just the hoover E: it’s a vacuum cleaner M: yeah but we just say hoover E: it’s a vacuum cleaner M: well aye, you’re right. Sorry. She’s 3

So, say that your cake yelled at your vacuum cleaner

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"It's amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower or vacuum cleaner." —Ben Bergor ParentingQuotes

I've decided to speak some German today. I already started it off with a "that is wonderful, Charlie" to my son at a particularly loud volume after he pressed the vacuum cleaner cord retriever button, or whatever it's called, in my presence

Fixed a vacuum cleaner this morning. Got me feeling a little extra mannish. Gym up next!

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Your vacuum cleaner, ford cortina and coffee pot

Unreal robotic vacuum cleaner makes you tanked

Blackhead Remover Pore Vacuum Cleaner Upgraded Blackhead Vacuum Rechargeable Face Vacuum Comedone Extractor Tool for Blackhead https://www.aminutesale.com/product/blackhead-remo...

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I want a Dyson vacuum sooo bad 😭

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner, breathing in your dust

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner

Perfect Vacuum cleaner for a dispensary try and clean yourself people

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Self-Charging Cyclone Robot Vacuum Cleaner wearablegadgets gadgetshop https://exosmarttech.com/self-charging-cyclone-rob...

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner

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Ready for my honorary engineering degree after spending my morning fixing not one, but TWO dyson vacuum cleaners 👷‍♀️🦴👸

The Dyson vacuum cleaner has the most powerful suction of any vacuum. From deep cleans and capturing pet hair to quick cleans and versatile hard floor solutions, there's a Dyson vacuum for your needs. https://twitter.com/BrassVon/status/1540669153425620992

Check out Flagship Series Tineco iFloor Wet Dry & Mop Cordless Vacuum Cleaner Powerful One-Step Hard Floor Washer for RM699.00. Get it on Shopee now! https://shopee.com.my/product/300862466/7950419023...

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Good morning Twitter. A Saturday musing to distract from the SCOTUS disaster: Everybody is starting to get concerned about "Smart" devices & their ability to spy on you. Have you thought about the risk from your vacuum cleaner; it's been gathering dirt on you for years?

Bring ease to your cleaning routine with this cordless stick vacuum cleaner from Shark’s latest cordless range. With signature technology and an amazing run time, it’s the ultimate in cleaning convenience. https://www.williams-electrical.co.uk/shark-iz201u... Shark IZ201UK Anti Hair Wrap Cordless Vacuum £229

So these Google scientists have never seen iRobot. . . . ?

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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust

If you have a house and don’t have an iRobot what are you doing.. 🙌🏽

My other favourite thing about being at home, other than catchin up with family and admiring their plants is listening to my mother fully converse with the robot hoover/vacuum like it’s a pet dog. I can’t even 😂 Yes there’s a vacuum here; you need to get a new pet! https://twitter.com/BearDublin/status/154064716289...

“So … you need my vacuum cleaner?” Caitlyn folded both of her arms, slightly tilted her head while questioning the lad. “That’s very unfortunate, because I can’t lend it for free.” https://twitter.com/mankpet/status/1540593465582440448

Best purchase this month : skincare ❌ clothes ❌ vacuum cleaner ✅

They're hiding from the vacuum cleaner

The mattress in the other room just fell on the vacuum cleaner and turned it on lmao

Tweeps, poll time: I was saving some money, originally planned for a new, easier 4 me to handle, vacuum cleaner. In the meantime I found a very good offer for a mini stereo, w/ a cassette deck! Now that my cd player broke down several months ago I rly want it. What should I get?

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner, breathin in your dust 🎶

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If you've read my newsletter this morning (sent at 9am) you'll know that at long, long last, I have my darling girl, Storm living with me. She's been here a week now and is getting used to the new house. She still hates the vacuum cleaner though! 💗🐈‍⬛💗🐈‍⬛💗🐈‍⬛💗